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Office send-offs, a friend retiring first, a decision made at a kitchen table on a Sunday: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A Wise Woman Once Said I'm Retiring And Lived Happily Ever After\" — on the white label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSignature White on clear glass, bright and simple in a modern kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn and no petroleum wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSunlit Lavender — lavender and lily with woods and lemon behind them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, carrying well into the first year off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOffice send-offs, a friend who retired years before you will, a colleague's last Friday, a group card, an early retirement, a birthday in the same month, and the woman who has been sure about this since March.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4\" 60+ Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before each burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e SW-1501-8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods \u0026amp; Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What does Sunlit Lavender smell like?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender and lily on top with a woody base and lemon lifting it, so it is calmer than a herbal lavender and brighter than a floral. It suits a bedroom particularly well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is lavender a good scent for somebody who wants to relax?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender is the scent most people associate with winding down, which suits somebody who has just stopped working. The woody base keeps it from smelling like a spa product.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Which room is lavender best in?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A bedroom or a bathroom, because it is a soft scent that suits a small space and an evening. A kitchen tends to overwhelm it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Does this suit a woman who does not like sweet scents?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender with lemon and woods has no vanilla or sugar in it at all, which is why it goes to people who find dessert scents cloying. It reads clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I burn this while I am reading in bed?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Put it on a hard surface clear of curtains and bedding, and put it out before falling asleep. 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